Sep 03, 2006, 04:14 AM // 04:14
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#3681
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Jungle Guide
Join Date: Oct 2005
Guild: Kinetic Fusion [kF]
Profession: Me/
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in africa
why are elephants so funny looking?
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Sep 03, 2006, 04:40 AM // 04:40
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#3682
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Grotto Attendant
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Sydney, Australia
Guild: Spank [Me]
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because gorillas designed them.
why are gorilla nostrils so big?
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Sep 03, 2006, 04:45 AM // 04:45
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#3683
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Jungle Guide
Join Date: Oct 2005
Guild: Kinetic Fusion [kF]
Profession: Me/
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because their fingers are so big
how are a tennessee divorce case and a texas tornado the same?
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Sep 03, 2006, 04:54 AM // 04:54
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#3684
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Grotto Attendant
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Sydney, Australia
Guild: Spank [Me]
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don't know.
how?
(btw, you got that gorilla question right!! )
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Sep 03, 2006, 04:56 AM // 04:56
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#3685
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Jungle Guide
Join Date: Oct 2005
Guild: Kinetic Fusion [kF]
Profession: Me/
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they are similar because somebody's gonna lose a trailor (i have a cheat sheet to some of these .. heehee)
How do crazy people get through the forest?
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Sep 03, 2006, 04:57 AM // 04:57
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#3686
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Grotto Attendant
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Sydney, Australia
Guild: Spank [Me]
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by following the sound of their footsteps.
why do beauty pageant contestants always wish for world peace?
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Sep 03, 2006, 04:59 AM // 04:59
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#3687
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Jungle Guide
Join Date: Oct 2005
Guild: Kinetic Fusion [kF]
Profession: Me/
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(no, they take the psycho path
because they are all pansies
What do you call a boomerang that doesnt work?
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Sep 03, 2006, 05:01 AM // 05:01
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#3688
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Grotto Attendant
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Sydney, Australia
Guild: Spank [Me]
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a stick?
where can i find a machine that goes "ping"?
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Sep 03, 2006, 05:01 AM // 05:01
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#3689
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Pre-Searing Cadet
Join Date: Sep 2006
Guild: Who Needs Limits
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the ping mart
what was black, now is white and everyone is afraid of?
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Sep 03, 2006, 05:04 AM // 05:04
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#3690
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Grotto Attendant
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Sydney, Australia
Guild: Spank [Me]
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michael jackson.
how many NBA players does it take to change a lightbulb?
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Sep 03, 2006, 05:05 AM // 05:05
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#3691
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Pre-Searing Cadet
Join Date: Sep 2006
Guild: Who Needs Limits
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seven 1 to screw it in, and the other 6 to towel whip him
why do NBA players need to change lightbulbs?
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Sep 03, 2006, 05:07 AM // 05:07
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#3692
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Grotto Attendant
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Sydney, Australia
Guild: Spank [Me]
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cause their night vision goggles haven't arrived yet.
how many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb?
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Sep 03, 2006, 05:09 AM // 05:09
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#3693
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Jungle Guide
Join Date: Oct 2005
Guild: Kinetic Fusion [kF]
Profession: Me/
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1, because they work for nothing
how do you get holy water?
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Sep 03, 2006, 05:09 AM // 05:09
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#3694
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Pre-Searing Cadet
Join Date: Sep 2006
Guild: Who Needs Limits
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squirt Jesus with a super soaker
how can you hit Jesus with a super soaker?
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Sep 03, 2006, 05:11 AM // 05:11
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#3695
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Jungle Guide
Join Date: Oct 2005
Guild: Kinetic Fusion [kF]
Profession: Me/
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no, and no
(you boil the hell out of it.)
why are we so nocturnal like?
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Sep 03, 2006, 05:13 AM // 05:13
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#3696
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Pre-Searing Cadet
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: In the Shadows
Profession: Mo/W
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cause we feel like it
how many words are there in the english language?
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Sep 03, 2006, 05:14 AM // 05:14
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#3697
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Grotto Attendant
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Sydney, Australia
Guild: Spank [Me]
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12.
why is the sun evil?
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Sep 03, 2006, 05:16 AM // 05:16
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#3698
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Pre-Searing Cadet
Join Date: Sep 2006
Guild: Who Needs Limits
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cause we're so nocturnal.
why isn't the moon made of cheese?
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Sep 03, 2006, 05:18 AM // 05:18
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#3699
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Jungle Guide
Join Date: Oct 2005
Guild: Kinetic Fusion [kF]
Profession: Me/
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bcs i dont like cheese
why dont i like cheese?
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Sep 03, 2006, 05:20 AM // 05:20
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#3700
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Grotto Attendant
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Sydney, Australia
Guild: Spank [Me]
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because it's not made of chocolates.
why isn't cheese made of chocolates?
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